Monday, April 8, 2013

New Favourite Quote

Dear Reader, read this. No, seriously, do it.

Can you tell the part of the letter I enjoyed the most?

The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link.

A quick Google search revealed that this letter, especially this particular excerpt from it, is rather popular all over the web. I'm late in my discovery of it, but really, better than never at all!


Monday, April 1, 2013

April Fool's

One of the following is not true:

I once received a gift from my boyfriend in form of my initials being embroidered onto a belt he wore.

I once threw a mango at a boy, which hit him right on his (opened) mouth and he bled from his gums/teeth.

I once went into the men's toilet in a desperate moment and had to hide in one of the stalls while real men entered to use the urinals.

I once witnessed a friend's arm get broken during karate training, when we were practicing throwing opponents to the ground.

I once questioned a tele-marketer on the very product he was trying to sell, to the point he said he had to call me back later - which he didn't, of course.

Who will you be fooling today, Reader?