Dear Reader, read this. No, seriously, do it.
Can you tell the part of the letter I enjoyed the most?
The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link.
A quick Google search revealed that this letter, especially this particular excerpt from it, is rather popular all over the web. I'm late in my discovery of it, but really, better than never at all!