Monday, April 1, 2013

April Fool's

One of the following is not true:

I once received a gift from my boyfriend in form of my initials being embroidered onto a belt he wore.

I once threw a mango at a boy, which hit him right on his (opened) mouth and he bled from his gums/teeth.

I once went into the men's toilet in a desperate moment and had to hide in one of the stalls while real men entered to use the urinals.

I once witnessed a friend's arm get broken during karate training, when we were practicing throwing opponents to the ground.

I once questioned a tele-marketer on the very product he was trying to sell, to the point he said he had to call me back later - which he didn't, of course.

Who will you be fooling today, Reader?


CHER-RY said...

errrr #3?

neil said...

#3, unfortunately, is completely true... *sigh*