Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Marry Me!

Say yes! Then read the following and see if you would change your mind...

(from Joke-of-the-Day)

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Conversations between son & father:-
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

Yes? No? Yes?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Touché

Anonymous said...

true but not that funny.

Anonymous said...

true but guess what, most ppl will be super damn worried if their partner don't want to marry them after a long courtship especially after 30s. ironic huh?

neil said...

anon1 - hee heee ;)

anon2 - cheer up, come on! ;)

anon3 - perhaps more true for the women than the men... ;)