Sunday, November 5, 2006

More One-Liners

I enjoyed the last post (doesn't matter if nobody else did - yet), so here's more:

- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

- Behind every successful man, is a woman who is surprised.

- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

- Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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