I enjoyed the last post (doesn't matter if nobody else did - yet), so here's more:
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
- Behind every successful man, is a woman who is surprised.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
- Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.